This is totally dumb and very stupid.

So. I go to the bathroom in our upstairs bathroom (and, coincidentally, receive a text!). I go to wash my hands and realize there's no soap. So I come downstairs, go into the bathroom, but the soap has been moved into the bedroom right next to it because we had some guys working in there. Anyways, I go into the bedroom, get a handful of soap, then go back into the bathroom and finally get my hands washed. It was amazing how long it took to wash my hands --good thing I didn't leave the water running!